I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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