we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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