you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
