and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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