Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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