Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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