matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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