At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
