took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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