whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Who wears a wallet chain?!
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
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I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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