we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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