bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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