Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Randomize
