i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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