singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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