No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
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Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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