This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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