this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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