I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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