Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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