Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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