question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I didn't notice because vodka
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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