Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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