He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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