you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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