bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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