More tranny stories later!
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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