Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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