if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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