i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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