He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
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he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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