i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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