well most of my day revolves around power hour
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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