I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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