dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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