Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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