Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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