OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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