don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
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you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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