Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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