There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.