I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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