I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Holy shit dude........stairs
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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