If i come over, it means nothing
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My balls are so social today.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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