You're a womanizer and a bitch.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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