I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
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And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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