all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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