either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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