i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
oh god was she eating orange peels again
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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