their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
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On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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