after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize
