Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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